Leave it Rafa to pander to the English crowd.
Round 1 is done (almost) and 64 players are drowing their sorrows in champs and berries.
In the grand scheme of things, that doesn't suck.
Yeah, you fuck that air, Daveed. Vamos!
Aw, shit. Game on.
And by "Game On" I mean, "I'm leaving Wimbledon drunk, poor, and working off my debt owed to Pimmy by doing things that I dare not write on a blog that my parents read."
Posted by C Note on June 23, 2010 in Andy Murray, Anne Keothavong, Caroline Wozniacki, Daniela Hantuchova, David Ferrer, Dominika Cibulkova, Fernando Verdasco, Flavia Pennetta, Juan Carlos Ferrero, Maria Sharapova, Pic This!, Robin Soderling, Serena Williams, Wimbledon | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)
Aaaaaand we're off!
You can *still* see that horribly offensive fistpump in the dark. Horrible!
And you know there's an issue when people are saying JJ looks better.
Girl, that's a really easy way to get pink-eye.
It's like a cheat sheet in case he ever forgets!
Fairly certain this is Team NewBallsPlease chillin' in the queue.
I'd flick it.
Obligatory glammy photoshoot of your RG Champ.
And as always, Italy keeps it super classy.
If that really is Franny, there is A LOT of squishing going on there.
All kidding aside, I think this is a really effective marketing campaign. I mean, I had no idea FUBU was still around let alone making Daisy Dukes. Nor did I know that the "Us" referred to "Italians". So noted, FUBU.
Also, I will no longer complain about the horrible make-up jobs foisted upon Ana. Never ever.
Gotta love the British press:
The men in charge ought to have insisted that Fish played on, but perhaps, given his name, they decided to act like invertebrates.
And so another RG comes to a close. All in all, it was an odd tournament that had some unexpected twists and turns that ended in two memorable feel good moments that made you happy and proud to be a tennis fan. You can't ask for more than that.
Autograph request fail. Or win. I'm actually not sure.
Come to Mama. I'll make it all better.
Hey, does anyone have 3-Across?
I'm happy to see you too, Andy. At ease.
Posted by C Note on June 07, 2010 in Andy Murray, ATP, Daniela Hantuchova, Fernando Verdasco, Flavia Pennetta, Francesca Schiavone, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, Justine Henin, Mary Pierce, Novak Djokovic, Pic This!, Rafa Nadal, Roland Garros, Sam Stosur, Stanislas Wawrinka | Permalink | Comments (17) | TrackBack (0)
I'm still watching the match so a bigger post will come later. Feel free to chat about the match here.
But I am warning you: I will be monitoring comments. Want to talk about how Fed is an ugly, hair piece of shit and you hope his kids die in a fire? Go somewhere else. Want to actually talk about the match? Go nuts. If you're an asshole I'll ban you without warning or justification. Don't know whether your comment might come off as dickish? Hint: It probably will.
You've been warned. Keep it classy, guys.
Please keep playing well. We need your brand of crazy on a more regular basis.
And I have a whole notebook full of poetry dedicated to you. You're my muse!
Ah. The irony of yellow.
Scuba! Scuba! Scuba!
Embrace your inner Techno.
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
Posted by C Note on June 01, 2010 in Andy Murray, ATP, Fernando Verdasco, Francesca Schiavone, Jelena Jankovic, Justine Henin, Lleyton Hewitt, Maria Kirilenko, Marion Bartoli, Nadia Petrova, Pic This!, Rafa Nadal, Roland Garros, Serena Williams, The Mighty Fed | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
Oh, Cone. I miss you.
More after the jump.
Posted by C Note on May 25, 2010 in Alize Cornet, Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, Andy Murray, Andy Roddick, Dinara Safina, Jeremy Chardy, Juan Carlos Ferrero, Juan Monaco, Lleyton Hewitt, Maria Sharapova, Marion Bartoli, Pic This!, Rafa Nadal, Roland Garros, Sam Querrey, Serena Williams, Venus Williams, Yanina Wickmayer | Permalink | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)
It's not so much that Feli likes to show leg, it's that his legs refused to be contained.
I'm flattered by the offer, but no.
More after the jump.
Posted by C Note on May 24, 2010 in Alisa Kleybanova, Ana Ivanovic, ATP, Caroline Wozniacki, Feliciano Lopez, Fernando Gonzalez, Gael Monfils, Jelena Jankovic, Kei Nishikori, Marcos Baghdatis, Novak Djokovic, Pic This!, Richard Gasquet, Roland Garros, Serena Williams, WTA | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)
It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Walk with me.
"So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to hit more to his forehand, like high topspin, and push him back behind the baseline. Then I'm going hit this shot, have you heard of it? It's called a forehand drop shot. Anyway, apparently it works on clay. I just figured this out. Yeah, I know, I'm brilliant. So like I was saying..."
More after the jump.
Posted by C Note on May 23, 2010 in Andy Murray, Anna Chakvetadze, Aravane Rezai, ATP, Dominika Cibulkova, Janko Tipsarevic, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, Juan Carlos Ferrero, Maria Kirilenko, Novak Djokovic, Pic This!, Robin Soderling, Roland Garros, The Mighty Fed, WTA | Permalink | Comments (12) | TrackBack (0)