Forty Deuce

Pic This: Two Things I Never Thought I'd See Again.

#1 - Gools' Win-Face.

#2 - JJ's...face.

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Pic This: Best Hollywood Squares Ever.

I will take Na Li for the block, for the win, for anything wherein I can take Na Li. 

You guys, I'm gonna say something and I don't know if it will be controversial.  But I know that I feel it to be true:

Na Li is the Hope Solo of women's tennis. 

Except she wins things. 

So...wait...nevermind.

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Pic This: Shit, Guys. I Don't Know.

Pic This: "S-T-A-R-I-N-G, I Can't Stop Staaaaariiiiing."

As if I couldn't love this pic more than I already do (for pasty white obvious reasons), Andy is ON HIS PHONE.  We're soulmates.  Convinced.

Thanks, Ross.  You made my week.

Scott Byrnes, M.D.

Welcome back, Scotty.  Tough life, tough life.

But seriously, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO HER???

 

Yes, obviously I am very concerned about the amount of work he's doing on the right side of her upper body.  Shoulder issues?  Already?  We still have a long season ahead of us.

BUT I AM MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHY HE'S GIVING HER A PUBLIC MAMMOGRAM:

THAT IS WHAT SHOWERS ARE FOR, ANA!

I mean...I didn't even think there was any mammo to gram but leave it to Scotty to find a way.

But, you know, be safe, ladies. #PSA

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Pic This: Is That Your Fist In My Face, Or Are You Not Happy To See Me?

I'm baaaaaaack.

Well now you're just making this awkward.

Sorry.  Jesus.  And here I thought you guys liked me. 

Looking forward to spending the week at one of my favorite tournaments, The Bank of the West Classic in Stanford.  Main draw play starts tomorrow.  Here's the OOP.

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Pic This: 10 Points For Gryffindor!

Happy Harry Potter Day, nerds. 

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Pic This: LOL.

There is absolutely nothing that isn't ridiculous about this picture.

Amazing.

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Pic This: And A Good Time Was Had By (Almost) All...

Mirka, airing it out au naturale.

 

Can someone get Andy a towel please?  Gross, dude.

Right?

Nice to know that Robbo watches the tennis the same way most tennis nerds do: Smart phone in hand.

Celebrities.  They're just like us!

All the women who're independent, throw your hands up at me.
All the honeys who makin' money, throw you hands up at me.
All the mommas who profit dollars, throw your hands up at me.
All the ladies who truly feel me, throw your hands up at me.

"Can I just touch it?  For a second?"
"No.  Get the fuck away."

And so we meet again.

Jesusciano.

...

Truly truly truly fantastic.

Go tennis.

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Pic This: SHIMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

This is literally the greatest tennis-fan-picture that has ever been taken in the history of cameras or people who draw things that are awesome. 

Pic This: Nice Compression Shorts, And-- Oh. Wow.

Sorry.  I'm still turned on.  Sorry.

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Pic This: Proud Mom is Proud.

This was Judy yesterday after Andy was able to claw himself out of an 0-2 hole to level the match at 2-2.

And this is Judy today, marvelling at the grit her son displayed just stepping out on court.

"Yeah, whatever.  I LOVE MY BOY. Don't distract me."

I find it all incredibly sweet.

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Pic This: I Am...So Confused By This Picture.

Sam laughing?  Iveta smiling? Sam in separates?

WHAT IS THIS RAPTURE?

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Pic This: A Final Look at Madrid.

This hostel's internet is blazin' and I'm abusin'.  Here we go.

That is some incredible CoachFace.

Now *that* is quite the combination.

Pic This: UNICORN.

HE SMILEZ. 

I guess Madrid just has that effect.  I'm guessing it's the altitude.  No oxygen to the brain = no capacity to overthink your shit.

Apparently he asked his coach why so many people were watching him practice.  Um...he's pretty, but he ain't bright.

But then...

...aaaaaaaaaand he's back. 

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Pic This: The One.

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Pic This: He's Just Not That Into You.

We should have known this day was going to come.  Please enjoy this photo montage from last year in San Diego:

God love her.  She tried so hard. 

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Pic This: Look At That Fucking Hipster.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN WILLIAMSBURG??? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN BELGRADE!!!

Ahem.

More hilarious "Nole, The People's Champion" pics here.

Pic This: Christniacki.

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Pic This: That's Way Better Than Getting Voted Most Likely To...Succeed.

Trust me.

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Pic This: Here. I Sneezed On It.

"No thanks."

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Pic This: Bottle Your Water, Belgrade. I'm Begging You.

WHUUUUUUUUUUUT.

WHUUUUUUUT.

WHUUUUUUUUT.

WHUUUUUUUUUT.

MAKE SEX AND HAVE BABIES!  AND MAYBE LET US WATCH!  YOUR PUBLIC BESEECHES YOU!

WHY AM I YELLING!

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Pic This: Questions for Little Rog'?

Come on.  I can't be the only one who thought they mic'd his dick.

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Pic This: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat.

Either they're trying to jinx him or else there's enough money in Monte Carlo to buy a new plaque in seven days.  We gonna see.

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Pic This: The More Guns The Better.

Rafa just finished his pre-final practice.  In addition to hitting with Carlos Moya, and shaking hands with Nole on his way out, he was rocking Arsenal shorts.

Who knew there was a Gunner under that Madridista.

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Pic This: Even Masha's Confused.

Not sure if CBS caught this sweet 15 second moment between Masha and Vika. 

Lord knows I did!

Pic This: You're Welcome.

That shirt would not. stay. down.

An impressive feat of t-shirt engineering, Adidas. 

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Pic This: I Can't Help Myself.

IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR!!!

But I'm really pissed I didn't think about it.

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Pic This: Works For Me.

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Pic This: "No Seriously, How Do You Hit a Tweener?"

NERD.

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Pic This: Welcome To Miami, Where Things Are...Different.

This was, quite literally, the first thing I heard and saw when I stepped on the grounds of Crandon Park. 

I...I...I don't know.

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Pic This: Melt Your Heart.

I have no idea who that kid is but he did a fantastic job convincing me that he dropped from Dani's womb.

Get the adoption papers, Dani.  He's totally yours.

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Pic This: To the Dearly Departed.

We just didn't have enough time together.  Makes me way emo.

Pic This: Blow It Up.

My boyfriend and future sister-in-law blowin' it up.

Too cute.

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Pic This: Hey Jo, Did You Hear Sam Lost to Dinara?

I know, right?

Pic This: Obligatory Ana Pic of the Day.

SHE PRETTY.

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Pic This: Regulator.

"Really? You're practicing next to JJ?  Really?!?!?"

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Pic This: Mom! Grandpa Forgot His Pants Again!

I love this picture so much.

Looks like Stubbsy was doing a little coaching here in Indian Wells.  Not sure which team.

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Pic This: All. Of. It.

It's been an interesting ride for Flavi so far in Indian Wells.  She and Gisela were bounced from doubles by the random pairing of JJ and Pavs.  But she's still in singles.  She's got Kleybs on Monday.

Who wouldn't want to be all in that?

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Pic This: Photobomb 4 America. #liezelfacts

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Pic This: What Up, Fatty?

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Pic This: He's Hot. He Was Shirtless. Do I Really Need To Justify This?

The man is lovely.  Absolutely lovely.  Thus, he deserves pic spam.

I mean...WHAT?

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Ivanovic!

Her milkshake really does bring all the boys to the yard.

And I mean ALL the boys.

Yup, Novak was snuggled up in Ana's box (never not funny!) as she played a solid match, with flashes of brilliance here and there, to beat Kimiko 64 62.  The serve was ok but the story was her forehand which looked better than I've seen this year, particularly on the return.  Let's not get too excited, Ana fans.  It wasn't exactly an inspiring performance.  But it was a win and if you think about it, it's her biggest win of the year.

To add awesome syrup to awesome pancakes, Strycova upset Petra today.  So Ana gets her next. 

Like I said, let's not get too excited.  But we are most certainly allowed to flash a smile.

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Pic This: Speaking of Doubles...

Ah.  The Radwanskas.  Always entertaining.  For all the wrong reasons.

Synchronization has never been so hilarious.  And scantily clad.  

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Pic This: The Evolution of Laughter

I wasn't there for this and I so wish I was. 

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Pic This: Tough Life.

Bitch, you ain't on Twitter.  Why you checkin' your phone?

Heh.  Such a girl.

GET OUT THE PICTURE, LIEZEL.

Why you gotta be creepy, Lleyton?  Can't a hot girl stretch her impossibly golden tan limbs and give you a peek at her hoo-ha in peace? 

What is this world coming to?

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Pic This: Sergey, Sergey, Sergey. Literally.

WERK.

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Pic This: Imitation is the Sincerest Form of...Something.

HEY VERA!!!

Oops.

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Pic This: Something Tells Me Andy's Not a Hugger.

 

Tongue or it didn't happen, Gentlemen. 

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Pic This: [Insert Something Witty. I Can't Concentrate]

You know you're big time when you get papped in the States, TMZ thinks it's newsworthy, and they're too busy wanking off under the desk to fact-check. 

That said, I cannot, even in the slightest, blame them.  HOLY HOT.

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