Good headline! Very very good headlining. That's just very very clever. I see what you did there. I'll take the three-item combo with extra Orange Chicken and a bottle of Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng, amiright?
But I have ten better ones.
- VIKA WINS, BUT MELBOURNE LOVE LI LONG TIME
- LI NA FALLS SHORT. BECAUSE SHE'S ASIAN.
- POTSTICKER? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER! AZARENKA WINS IN MELBOURNE
- LI NA A SITTING PEKING DUCK AS AZARENKA ORDERS WON TON OF WHOOP-ASS
- AZARENKA FINDS CHINK IN LI'S CHINKY ARMOR
- AZARENKA: TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, NA
- VIKA KUNG PAOS LI FOR SECOND AUSSIE TITLE
- GUNG HAY FAT CHAMPION IN MELBOURNE
- EGG FOO YOUNG GUN BEATS LI IN AUSSIE FINAL
- NO WOK-ABOUT FOR VIKA, DEFENDS AUSSIE TITLE
Just kidding. These aren't better. They're just as fantastic and not problematic in any way. You're welcome!