I skipped the 30 hour flight to Australia this year for a bunch of reasons. I wanted to see if I could do it justice without being on site. I wanted save some cash so I could go to other tournaments. I just could not stomach the idea of paying $15 for a drink at a shitty bar. And I just can't possibly fathom eating one more spicy chili oil dumpling from Dumplings Plus.
Ok, that last one is a complete fucking lie I can't even believe I typed it out loud best dumplings on earf.
Anyway, here's what I've learned: