Ok, at first it was cute. But now it's just annoying. Ok, no it's actually not annoying at all. But goddammit, why'd you have to go and beat Masha when she was trying to defend her Tokyo title and send her plummetting out of the top 20? Why'd you have to do it, Kimiko?
Oh. Because you're awesome and it was your home tournament in front of a home crowd? Ok, fine. That's a damn fine reason if I ever heard one.
Also, Masha? Betty Draper sucks, ok? In particular, she sucks balls this season on Mad Men. If you wanted to channel some awesome then you'd be dressing more like Sally, not her horrible tool of a mother. So I fully expect you to come out in Beijing wearing nothing but Jon Hamm's t-shirt. Take your fashion cues from awesome people, not emotionless hacks played by people who used to date Ashton Kutcher.
I really don't think this is news.
You know what is news? Ana winning a match, beating Kleybs easily in fact, after her dismal Heinzless showing in Seoul last week. And dudes, Ana played WELL. Great serving, fantastic movement, and phenomenal hitting on her forehand side. It was ridonk and a truly pleasant surprise.
But of course, the laws of the universe kicked in and Dinara lost to Julia Goerges.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT BESTIES DO.