Sigh, Nole. Sigh.
Did you really go on Conan wearing tighty whitey pants? And did you really spend seven minutes humblebragging to the point that Caro was at home in Monaco knitting a sweater for Jesus out of unicorn hair thinking "Jesus, dude. That's a bit much." And most egregiously, did you seriously somehow make it so that your appearance on LENO was BETTER than your appearance on CONAN???
To accomplish all three took a remarkable effort*. It makes The Streak look like peanuts.
*To be fair (which I am ALWAYS) some blame goes to Conan and his team of writers. Really? You're going to ask him about his famousness for seven minutes without making sure he had some sort of self-deprecating story to go along with each question? Lazy, Cone Bones. LAZY.