Required Reading

• Dare you to ruin it, Team USA.
• A round up of last week's results, courtesy of TSF.
• Bruce Jenkins argues that A-Rod was screwed no matter what.
• In case you missed it: Delpo threw his shoes.  But he also played with the ball kids.
• Gools is gorgeous.  But she's also NOT.
• Justin Gimelstob is a dick. 
• Boyfriend is not a dick.  Nice mailbag, as per yoosh.
• This post was fantastic.  I wish I had thought of it.
• Andy Murray's audacious tweener, which Judy kind of hates, in string form.
• Bodo on Delpo.  He calls him a popsicle.  It's not as bad as it sounds. #bigstick
• Sorry San Diego, but Kim will return in Toronto.
• Pappy pics of Rafa and Nole frolicking on the beach.  Not together.  I would add "obvs" but it might actually not be "obvs".
• Nope. Not sick of it.
• Aisam's engaged.  I'm happy.  My loins are not.
• Big John skipped his brother's wedding to play Newport.  At least he won.  Kinda.
• Non-Required Reading: 9 ways to get yourself onto onto the cover of SI if you have vaginal parts.
• Non-Required Listening:  This track is awesome.
• Non-Required Reading: I have no idea if this will make sense to anyone outside of the 415, but it made me laugh.  Mainly because it's dead on.
• Non-Required Reading: I want to be this guy.
• Non-Required Reading: A guy who hasn't read any of the books or seen any of the movies, watches all 7 HP trailers and tries to guess what they're about.
• Non-Required Reading: Humblebrag Hall of Fame.  You can also track the Humblebrag Power Rankings.