You waiting for the bus, Kiddo?
Yikes. Way to sound like a pedo, C Note.
Some may think Number One learned that hashtag from her new boyfriend (STILL UNCOMFORTABLE GUYS). I am not one of those people. She was obviously inspired by Stella, who, after seasons of complete and utter fashion failure, looks to have finally figured out the less-is-more-except-in-the-case-of-length-in-which-case-just-make-sure-to-cover-her-ass-in-its-entirety concept of fashion design. That education came at the cost of color, but seriously, I'd rather it this way. I'M NOT COMPLAINING STELLA I PROMISES.
Oh, and in her infinite wisdom, Stella even came up with a Going-Out-On-Not-So-Secret-Casual-Dates outfit. Better late than never, I guess:
Psst! There's a camera in that tennis ball.
See more pics of Caro's new digs at the Adidas site.
