Please watch this video. It is a visual rendering of what it was like to be on Twitter today when pretty much everything that was unexpected and mildly awesome (at least in an entertaining way) happened and we all got to hoot, holler, and snackle together. It was a collective internetgasm, the likes of which I have not seen in a very very long time.
Let me break it down for you.
First there was this:
Welcome to internet immortality, Wendy Deng. You'z amazing, gurl.
Then there was this seemingly impromptu livestream of Pico staring at the camera for two minutes and then doing a phone interview.
I would totally roll in the deep with you, Pico. Particularly if you keep showing your weird bed and pasty thigh. I could watch this video on loop. In fact, I think I will.
And then there came word (confirmed later by Killer) that this was happening:
Why he decided to both shave his head when he was just getting hot again, AND tack on an icky goatee I'll never know. Look at how hot he was! And that's coming from ME.
And then, BOOM:
Dinara goes a'huntin for mythical creatures. It's a show I would watch and a quest I would fear.
You played like a champion today, Internet. Bring Internet the finest cheerleaders in all the land. It's on me.
