How does someone who does *that* on court hurt her ankle off court?
It will come as no shock to anyone who knows me that I goddamn motherfucking hate wearing goddamn motherfucking heels. HAAAAAATE. Waterboard me all you want. That shit I can handle. Heels? More like HELLS. Amiright, ladies and ladyboys?
That said, I have worn heels at weddings. I have worn heels at fancy lawyer events that require me to pretend like I'm going to prom. I have stumbled the streets of San Francisco, with its ridiculous hills and earthquakeyness, in 3.5 inch+ heels without ever hurting myself.
So can someone please explain to me how on the heels (heh) of Serena's glass-in-foot injury that has sidelined her for almost a year now, Kim has somehow destroyed her ankle while attending a wedding this past weekend? We're not talking a quick ankle roll. Stuff has been...torn and hematoma'd. If she wasn't questionable for RG before due to her shoulder problems, she's definitely questionable now.
Whatever. I think it's time we all go back to the 90s, when wearing steel-toe boots with dresses was totally acceptable, if not encouraged.