Doug Robson landed an interview with Wayne Odesnik. It's a must read piece. Because Wayne Odesnik is spittin' some mad comedy.
Between the "I didn't know possession of a banned substance was a violation" to "doctors told me I had to take HGH to cure my bum shoulder" to "I'm dumb so that's an excuse" to "We're not going to talk about how he got the HGH" to "I wasn't going to take it until doctors said it was ok" to "I think it'll help my career in the long run" to "I was depressed for two months" to...oh, Jesus, the whole goddamn thing. I haven't laughed this hard in months. What a tool.
Kudos to Doug Robson. I would not have been able to keep a straight face during that interview. Which is why he's a pro, no snark intended.