I just left a country that does this:
For a country that does this:
I'm just saying. It's good to be home.
Updated: If I could do strikethroughs on post titles (get on that, Typepad), I would rename this post "Things That Are NOT True). Apparently the kid is from Norway. Which makes me want to move to Norway.
So here's a video of Americans being retarded. Retardedly AWESOME: