I'm sorry. But I just cannot take you seriously with that ruffle-noose.
That's two comprehensive wins for Caro over Shrieko, this time a 1 and 2 beating in an hour and twenty minutes on a cold and gusty desert night. After breaking her to start the match, Masha couldn't hold serve or do much to put Caro off, and the kid ran off with the set. The second set was, impossibly, worse than the first. Masha said Caro played solid and that she felt flat, to which I reply, "yuh-duh!!!!"
In fact, Masha's quite the oracle of wisdom these days. She summed up the criticisms of Caro's inability to hit winners thusly:
"I don't think it really matters if you don't miss. I mean, then why do you need to winners?"
BUT MARIAAAAAAAAAA! It's SOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!! Also, you follow me on Twitter?
So it'll be Ruffles vs. Rene Descartes on Sunday. Go Caro. I guess.
(Pics: Getty, Reuters)
