YOU GUYS!!! My favorite soap is back from hiatus!!!
I wonder what will happen this week?
Check it out after the hump. I mean jump.
[At least he didn't say "eating out". That would be awkward.]
[Why do people use anything other than 3 or 4 ellipses? That just looks like you hit the spacebar twice, John.]
[ZOMG!!! NEW CHARACTER! I'm so glad I didn't read the spoilers.]
[See? She only gave you one smiley face. You're so last week.]
[Duuuuuuude. If you invite a chick to dinner and the word "mullet" comes up, you're fucked.]
[If you're from the South, I really don't think it's ok for "KKK" to come up in any context. But to each their own.]
[Yes, Caro. Because the all-capping and multiple question marks needed "sarcasm" clarification. Then again, it's John. He probably needed it.]
[Way not to hide your panic attack, John]
[I love how Nole felt compelled to intervene in this Flirt-Fail. It was embarassing for all involved]
[I tip my cap, Caro.]
[Hey, know what gets girls really hot? When guys say "geeeeeeeeeeeez.
Panty dropper. Every time.]
I can't wait until next week's installment. Hopefully my favorite character, Petko, crashes the party with Chuck Bass.