This. This is what it takes to pull me out of my lazy, blogless, vacationing and fire up the MacBook.
So...JJ did an ad for a Swiss sperm bank.
This ad is fail for so many different reasons, some obvious, some not-so-obvious.
- JJ didn't know her face was being used for the ad and the cards have since been pulled.
- To add insult to jizz on her face, the ad agency had no idea it was a picture of JJ. They just thought it was a stock picture. Which...funny.
- But...if you were going to have a picture trying to encourage men to donate, why would you choose *that* one? JJ clearly looks like your man-juice is making her vomit on your junk.
- And let's consider the fact that this is a SWISS sperm bank. Shouldn't you go in there feeling like your protein packets are nice and secure, and, oh, I don't know, not going to spat back in your face?
- There's been no word over whether the ad agency will issue a formal apology to JJ. But they should at least send her a pearl necklace to say sorry. Nothing says love like a pearl necklance. Or so many women have been told.
But before we close the loop on this one, let's step for a second and survey the scene: Let's face it, could this have happened to anyone other than JJ? It's just so perfect.