Finally back in the States after my six-week jaunt Down Under. Lots of fun, but let's catch up on some news, shall we?
- Good eye from HC Foo for spotting Caro's recycled dress. As per usual, Elena did it better.
- Moose dons a parka and interviews Big Bro Jamie.
- I don't really understand what happened in that Fognini/Robredo incident, but I'm pretty sure I can carry on with my "Fabio Fognini's a douche" party line.
- Nice observation from Bodo on how Milos, as opposed to his other 6'6'' brethren, actually plays big.
- Once again I find myself on the same page as Mr. Tignor.
- I'm still completely confused about the Olympics eligibility requirements, but it looks like Serena might have to return to the scene of the foot crime in April.
- Masha's under the weather. Gael's out for 4-6 with a bum wrist, which you know he picked up, I don't know, Go Kart racing or something.
- How cute is this Chinese New Year card from Rendy Lu?
- In case you care, Pete Sampras said some things.
- I don't throw matches for money. I just really suck sometimes.
- Uncle Jamie's got a boner for Canada. It's a perfectly nice, polite, well-intentioned and boring boner.
- The way James feels about Canada is how I feel about Britain. So here's your random Anglo news: Katie Mids at Wimby?
- Ana confirms she'll fly solo for a while. Cue hand-wringing.
- Gauloises sums up the week for Delpo in San Jose.
- Can't remember if I linked to this already or not, but Dinara's split with Gaston, who got picked up by Pico. In related news, Pico will never win a match ever again.
- Aravane tries to set the record straight. And doesn't.
- Non-Required Watching: Do you like Harry Potter? Do you love dub step? Have you ever wanted to watch someone pole dance to a dubstep remix of the Harry Potter theme song? YOU'RE WELCOME.
- Non-Required Reading: Snobs 4 Life!
- Non-Required Reading: Hipster Ariel.
- Non-Required Reading: How crazy is this?
