See? We have diving in tennis, too! Except when we do it, no one makes fun of you (*cough*soccer*cough*).
Unless your name is Gael Monfils.
Oh no...not the hat...NOT THE HAT!
FUCK! Where's my hat?!?! WHERE'S MY HAT?!?!??
Phew. GET ON MY HEAD.
Internal Monologue: "I have no idea what just happened."
"No, but seriously. Did you guys see what happened?"
"Yeah, your cap fell off and you're bald."