There was a tournament in Paris last week. Kim clinched in the #1 ranking (which Caro can reclinch this week with a SF run in Dubai -- so calm down journos hailing "order restored" and all that bullshit) and Petra then beat her in the final and will reach a career-high ranking of #14. The tournament was so pissed they wouldn't even let Petra keep the free racquet that comes with the trophy. These are all true things. Kinda.
But the only thing that matters whenever Paris rolls around is Momo picspam. The woman wears retirement well.
And scarves. And blazers.
(Reuters, AP, Getty)