"It doesn't matter if you're skinny or fat. I will always love you. LET'S EAT HAAGEN DAZS!"
While researching this extensive post (I know, right?) I came to learn that Haagen Dazs is an American ice cream company, not a European one. That totally blew my mind. Also, the deal is worth over $1M for Nails. Get it, girl.
I am also totally craving a pint of Vanilla Swiss Almond despite it being dark and rainy outside. So...this marketing ploy totes worked.