That is a badass picture of Nails. I'm hoping that whatever hatches out of that purple WTA egg (LIKE SPECIES!) grows up to be as awesome as Nails and they use this silhouette as the new WTA logo. Because they can't keep that egg forever, right? RIGHT???
Anyway, (DISTRACTO!) that picture is perfect. Except for the part about how it was taken during Nails' three set loss to Wicky, 67(6) 76(6) 62, wherein she had four consecutive match points in the second set tiebreaker and couldn't close it out. So...not so much nails.
But that's ok. I'd still buy your ice cream over her waffles. And no that wasn't meant to be dirty, though I will still go ahead and pat myself on the back for how it *could* have been dirty.
Have I mentioned that I'm kiiiiiiiiiiinda already over Dubai? I just really really can't stand this tournament, despite the fact that it draws a killer field every year. My faves never do well here and the whole vibe of the tournament blows hypocritical self-serving chunks.
So Sam? Go ahead and lose today, honey. It's ok. Let's pack our bags and go home.