Oh, Lordie. It's going to be another long night on Laver.
Nads vs. Molik: I didn't get to see *the* dress in the first round. Might as well take the chance now.
Stosur vs. Dushevina: SamWatch 2011: Pressure is a Privilege I Politefully Decline, continues.
DelPo vs. Baggy: So long as you both are able to walk off the court, it's a win.
JJ vs. Peng: It's JJ. Who the fuck knows?
Tomic vs. Feli: Tomic is totally going to win. YOU JUST KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN.
Bojangles vs. Vera: Upset alert. I have Vera going out here.
Sorana vs. Shahar: Please don't kill the little chipmunk, Shahar.
Isner vs. Steps: A potentially tough match-up for the Big Man, but I expect him to get through. He's too cute not to.
Nalby vs. Berankis: Two days after playing to a packed house on Laver, Nalby gets sent to Court 6??? Anyway, this could be a tough match against the young Lithuanian upstart that everyone has their eye on. I've never seen Berankis play. Looking forward to it.
Kleybs vs. Halep: Upset alert?
Chakky vs. Kvitova: This would be a great win for Chakky. Whip your hair, girl.