Day 1 is in the books, it's 3 am, and I'm pooped. Which means that these captions are not going to make any sense.
Hands down the best picture of the dress I could find.
Djok o' Lantern.
Even his hair is giving you the thumbs up! Adorable.
How do you spell relief?
Not today, honey. You let me down.
You look like bubblegum.
Wait, why do I have "blowing" on my mind?
You sneaky, Adidas. You sneaky.
Whatever you need to do to make it better, Mash. Fuck it if it helps.
"Yeah, but where'd the lighter fluid come from."
A to Z and everything in between.
She smiles, I smile. It's science.
Aw, shit, Grandma forgot her walker. And her pants.
Oooooooh she cranky.
(Pics: Getty, Reuters)