Welcome to the Top 5, Sammy, and with that, a guaranteed top 4 seeding in Melbourne. She played a rusty match (was down two breaks in the first) but sometimes you gotta pull a Gilbert (translation: win ugly) and be happy.
But enough of that. Let's talk about the thing that's on all our minds: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, LACOSTE??? Sleeves??? A logoless cap that looks like it was bought at a truck stop in Santa Cruz??? SLEEVES??? I mean, yay to separates, but SLEEVES???!!!???!!??!.
Also, boo on the Asics.