Say No To H8!
Martina got married over the weekend to Thibauld Hutin, a horse jumper. I assume that the horse does the jumping, not that he jumps over horses. That'd be ridiculous. LOOK HOW SMALL HE IS!!! He couldn't jump over horse, that's silly!
Meanwhile, I'm cracking up at the thought of Hingo screaming "TEEEEBOOOOOOOOW!!!" while in the throws of hot, passionate, horsey sex. There are just so many jokes here. It's like an episode of Mr. Ed.
Congrats to the couple. I have no doubt that they will take the power lesbian circuit by storm.