My favorite Serena tweet from the digital grave. It literally blew my mind.
So somehow, rather impossibly, the much-mocked, much-maligned, much-"I don't wanna hate on charities but I'm going to make an excuse in this case", BuyLife campaign met their goal of $1M. A rational person who might pay attention to things like, oh, math, might wonder, "How the heck did they get to $1M when they were barely at $200,000 on Friday?"
Let me play the all-knowing Sherlock to your pathetically adorable Watson.
A pharmaceutical executive who must literally spend all of his time bathing in $100 bills while monitoring his celebrity Twitter stream on his diamond-encrusted iPad, chipped in a measly $500,000.
Now, please allow me to illustrate the hilarity in case it is not already apparent:
A dude who makes his money on pharmaceuticals, donated a shitload of money to a charity whose goal is to fight AIDS, which means presumably, this money will be used to buy pharmaceuticals.
COME ON.
