While all you white people are off vacationing and whatnot, Asia don't sleep. That's right, it's Joy Luck Club meets Outsourced meets Denis Istomin as the nations of the Far East battle it out at the 16th Annual Asian Games in Guangzou. Sania, Nails, Kimiko, Tammy, Somdev and a host of other recognizables are all in action.
Also, there's someone named Sabine Sharipova. Just FYI.