- Moose won't take any medication because he's scared he'll fail a drug test. That's ok, Andy. I can kiss it and make it better. Unless you have anal herpes. In which case...sorry.
- Christopher Clarey says leave the WTA ranking system alone, haters!
- Fantastic finds from Busted Racquet: The Seven Funniest Lines From The USTA Chair Umpire's Handbook.
- Guillermo Garcia-Lopez. I am officially on your train.
- Fed lost to Nole at the USO because he...was...distracted? Okaaaaaay.
- Required Reading: Does your iPhone or laptop ever try to connect to "Free Public Wi-Fi"? Yeah, don't let it.
- Required Reading: I love Celine. And I say this with absolutely no irony whatsoever.
