TMZ, you know the, the ALWAYS RELIABLE NEVER WRONG TOTALLY UPSTANDING TMZ, is reporting that Sasha popped the question to Maria on Tuesday. Uh...they don't say whether she said yes (nice, reporting, geniuses), but they have heard from a friend who heard from a friend who heard from a bouncer who heard from a dog that Masha's been wearing the ginormous rock.
So Mazeltov, if it's true!
Fuck you, TMZ, if it's not.
Also, for the record, I'm really hating myself for having to link to TMZ.