With her Tokyo win on Sunday, Caroline will take the #1 ranking if she wins tonight's match against Petra Kvitova. Granted, Petra put the beatdown on Caro at Wimbledon, but come on. This is happening. So get ready for the shitstorm that is about to come our way.
Because if there's one thing I've learned over the past three years, nothing gets journos salivating more than an "undeserving" WTA Number 1. Do I like watching her play? Nope. You honestly couldn't pay me to sit through an entire match. But I'm not going to piss on her just because she was able to win consistently throughout the year, something no one else on the tour seemed able to do.
So, you know, wear your ugly dress and that number 1 ranking well, Caro. Cuz you know the Nail Technician is coming after you...
Shine on, Sunshine.
Yuck. I don't know what's more annoying. The Sunshine business or her drunk muppet voice.