So Andy tweeted this two days ago and a plethora of Twitter jokes ensued. Clearly the dude hurt his hand choking his chicken, right? I mean, it's his right hand, he's got a laptop nearby, and the sheets are all pulled off. I've walked in on this shit before. I know what's up.
But apparently some real journos did some investigating and it's being reported that he's got a strained tendon.
I mean, I'm sure he does have a strained tendon. IN HIS PANTS.