At first I saw this pic, right? And I'm like "Awwww, yeah. Gonna have fun with this one. Definitely a dick joke, maybe a "he needed both hands to try and find it", or a "Oh, you like a little ball action, too, Andy?" or something. But come on, this one was right in my wheelhouse and I was loading up ready to crush it home.
But then I saw this. And then I felt bad. I realized that the dick and ball jokes were totally uncalled for. The dude flew all the way to Asia in hopes of doing well to grab one of the last spots for London and he pulls up lame with a groin injury and has to retire against GGL in the first round.
He's had some shitty luck over the course of the last couple of years. I should probably back off for a while.
So sorry, Andy. If it's any consolation, your wife is still hot, I liked that Lacoste kit, and your balding isn't *that* bad.