Caroline Wozniacki Sitting In A Tree. Oh, Wait...

Again, if you're not on Twitter, I get it.  But far be it from me to let this slide.  Caro is like, an insanely good Twitter-flirter.  And, not to imply anything, but she's the village bike of the tennis Twittersphere:  Everybody gets a ride:

Fer:

 

Nole:

 

And of course, The Tall One:

Caro:
@JohnIsnerTennis Hey big-timer!! How is life? havent heard from you in a while!

John
@CaroWozniacki don't try this crap again woz! Another text I sent you and another heartbreak for me btw fantasy soccer??? cmon now

Vika:
@JohnIsnerTennis @CaroWozniacki should I just follow u guys?

John:
@vika7 woz never responds to my texts. congrats btw

Vika:
@JohnIsnerTennis she always responds u on the other hand not really))))

John:
@vika7 hmmmm im not so sure about that

Caro:
@vika7 What?? I always answer your texts.. How can you be on his side? Very disapointed !!

Vika:
@CaroWozniacki I'm with u I said he doesn't answer. How could u think about me! Lol

Carol:
@vika7 Hahah!! Sorry girl!! My bad!! You are right!! thanks

John:
@vika7 stop taking here side vika!

....
Few day later
Caro:
@JohnIsnerTennis what happened?

John
@CaroWozniacki rolled my ankle up 5-3 in the first set . Good job today!
Thu Aug 19 2010 03:05:56 (Central European Daylight Time) via web in reply to CaroWozniacki

Caro:
@JohnIsnerTennis Nooo! How bad is it? did you get an mri?
Thu Aug 19 2010 03:06:26 (Central European Daylight Time) via web in reply to JohnIsnerTennis

John
@CaroWozniacki I just did. I think ill be fine but it looks nasty ugh.
Thu Aug 19 2010 03:07:35 (Central European Daylight Time) via web in reply to CaroWozniacki

Caro:
@JohnIsnerTennis Oh im sorry! I know, have been there! Is it very swollen?
Thu Aug 19 2010 03:08:41 (Central European Daylight Time) via web in reply to JohnIsnerTennis

John:@CaroWozniacki unfortunately yes. I know u have been here before!
Thu Aug 19 2010 03:10:03 (Central European Daylight Time) via web in reply to CaroWozniacki

Caro:
@JohnIsnerTennis Ok Rest up well!! Ice ice ice.. leg up and you will be ok!! (Says the expert.. haha)
Thu Aug 19 2010 03:11:32 (Central European Daylight Time) via web in reply to JohnIsnerTennis

John:
@CaroWozniacki thanks doc!
Thu Aug 19 2010 03:12:40 (Central European Daylight Time) via web in reply to CaroWozniacki

Caro:
@JohnIsnerTennis haha! You are welcome.. any time lol
Thu Aug 19 2010 03:13:52 (Central European Daylight Time) via web in reply to JohnIsnerTennis

It's gotten to the point that the tennis elder statesmen are on the case:

The BryBros:

 

Lindsay:

Oh, Woz.  You're such a tease.  It's kind of awesome.

(Screencaps from Tennis Forum)