USO qualies are the best deal in town. I mean, it's free tennis with names that you would totally recognize and storylines galore. So if you're in the NYC area, get your ass down to Flushing Meadows and check it out. You'll invariably run into some of the big boys and girls too, as they're getting their practice in this week.
Men's Qualies- Goth Bols -- Yes he still plays tennis
- Mahut -- Seriously? We couldn't give him a wildcard???
- Blake Strode -- He won the USTA wildcard playoff
- Sergei Bubka -- Ummm...you might know his dad...
- Fancy Dancy -- Because we should be nice to Canadians...I guess.
- Special K -- BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN
- ATomic -- Will he be Lleyton? Or will he pull a D-Young?
- Akgul -- She deserves a main draw spot after her Cincy run
- Jelena Dokic/Robbie -- Two faves who play each other in the first round. Sadz.
- Heather Watson -- Last year's junior champ and otherwise adorable kid.
- ALG -- She's so nice. And German. And PetKo's friend.
- Sania -- Work your way back, woman.
- Burrito -- Because I'd really like to hear ESPN do a story on grunting.
