Nike's Primetime Knockout, held at Pier 54 in NYC last night, sounded like a hilariously cute little PR stunt that probably could have been awesome, but ended up falling short into the "that was pretty cool" realm. Each of Nike's main cast of characters debuted their NYC night kits and I thought everyone looked good.
I know, the collar is kind of weird, but don't even try to tell me that's not a trophy hoister. Or that Masha's not a dork.
Even Serena was there, rocking the boot, which was disappointedly unbedazzled. What happened? Did JJ monopolize the glue gun? At least get some Elmer's and drop some glitter on that shit. I'm sure you still have some in your hair from the NYTM shoot.
Sigh. Admittedly, I kind of fell off the bandwagon once he decided to start playing douchey DudeBros. But I will forever hold a place in my heart for the getting-fucked-in-the-ass-by-Michael-Ian-Black/nerdy best friend, B-Coops. Those were good times.
Vika doesn't have a night kit so she was all day-glo under the lights. But it looks like everyone was having themselves a good time, which is always nice to see the week before a Slam kicks off.
Yeah, we think he's the favorite too, Roger.