A Moose presser is a thing of beauty. First of all, he walks in like a grumpy teenage boy whose mother has just russled him out of bed to do his chores at the crack of dawn. He's oddly out of breath all the time, too. And then he proceeds to answer all the questions in his slow, deep monotone, giving very little by way of animation or energy. He definitely doesn't waste any energy in the press room.