Hrmph. Well I'm Not Ok With That.

While the Besties enjoyed their winning day, my sausage stable took a hit in Toronto, as Gilles, Richie, and Feli all got bounced in the first round of a wet Rogers Cup.  Between those three and Rafole losing, clearly God, who is a woman, cried at the lack of hotness. 

Or maybe God's a gay man.  You know what?  Let's go with that.

Singles - First Round
[WC] P Polansky (CAN) d [13] J Melzer (AUT) 76(6) 64
[14] N Almagro (ESP) d [Q] I Marchenko (UKR) 75 57 64
[12] M Youzhny (RUS) d G Simon (FRA) 64 64
[Q] M Russell (USA) vs [16] S Querrey (USA) - postponed to Tuesday
S Stakhovsky (UKR) d R Gasquet (FRA) 75 61
V Hanescu (ROU) d [WC] M Raonic (CAN) 64 64 
T Robredo (ESP) d [Q] J Nieminen (FIN) 61 64 
T de Bakker (NED) d F Lopez (ESP) 76(2) 63
E Gulbis (LAT) d T Bellucci (BRA) 61 64 
J Chela (ARG) d A Falla (COL) 60 63 
J Benneteau (FRA) d [Q] D Istomin (UZB) 64 64
[Q] K Anderson (RSA) d L Mayer (ARG) 76(2) 64
A Dolgopolov (UKR) vs P Petzschner (GER) - postponed to Tuesday

Doubles - First Round
[WC] V Pospisil (CAN) / M Raonic (CAN) d N Djokovic (SRB) / R Nadal (ESP) 57 63 10-8
P Kohlschreiber (GER) / G Monfils (FRA) d R Hutchins (GBR) / A Murray (GBR) 63 62
S Aspelin (SWE) / P Hanley (AUS) d [WC] F Dancevic (CAN) / A Shamasdin (CAN) 75 76(3)
J Benneteau (FRA) / M Llodra (FRA) d J Nieminen (FIN) / R Soderling (SWE) 63 75 

As for the ladies, the Bestie success overshadowed some unfortunate results.  Bojangles upset WeatherVane, which theoretically opens up JJ's quarter even more than it already was.  And in not surprising but kinda bummer news, Sabine and Kimiko-Tan are out.

Singles - First Round
Ana Ivanovic (SRB) d. (9) Victoria Azarenka (BLR) 26 76(6) 62
(13) Shahar Peer (ISR) d. Olga Govortsova (BLR) 63 41 ret. (heat illness)
(Q) Bojana Jovanovski (SRB) d. (14) Aravane Rezai (FRA) 46 63 64
(16) Marion Bartoli (FRA) d. Anabel Medina Garrigues (ESP) 64 60
Alisa Kleybanova (RUS) d. Alexandra Dulgheru (ROU) 64 64
Alona Bondarenko (UKR) d. Dominika Cibulkova (SVK) 36 62 63
Yaroslava Shvedova (KAZ) d. (Q) Alla Kudryavtseva (RUS) 75 64
Dinara Safina (RUS) d. Roberta Vinci (ITA) 75 64
Sara Errani (ITA) d. (WC) Jamie Hampton (USA) 64 62
(Q) Vera Dushevina (RUS) d. (Q) Anastasia Rodionova (AUS) 62 76(7)
(Q) Ayumi Morita (JPN) d. Arantxa Parra Santonja (ESP) 76(7) 62
(Q) Monica Niculescu (ROU) d. Sabine Lisicki (GER) 63 60
(Q) Akgul Amanmuradova (UZB) d. (Q) Kimiko Date Krumm (JPN) 61 62
(Q) Nuria Llagostera Vives (ESP) d. (Q) Vania King (USA) 36 63 61

Doubles - First Round
(WC) Gullickson/Gullickson (USA/USA) d. (6) Kleybanova/Makarova (RUS/RUS) 36 61 108
Mirza/Niculescu (IND/ROU) d. (WC) Hampton/Oudin (USA/USA) 64 76(5)
Coin/Hradecka (USA/CZE) d. Craybas/Gallovits (USA/ROU) 64 76(5)

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