Maria from The Double Bagel was on hand to watch Masha go down in flames in her WTT match for the Newport Breakers.
Personally, I'm going with Maria's airtight logic on this one.
See you at Stanford, Shazza. Would it be weird if I brought her a Sprinkles cupcake? Nah. Creepy? Absolutely. But what if I turned it into a presser question?
"Hi Maria. C Note from Forty Deuce. I'm sure you've heard of it. I have a two part question: (1) do you like cupcakes and (2) how many bites would it take to down this one. Please feel free to demonstrate."
I'll work on my sentence structure, but you get the drift.