Air Quotes: Zing!

Q. Venus Williams said she doesn't really understand the rules of football or soccer. Do you understand the rules and have you been following the World Cup?
ANDY RODDICK: Yes and yes.

Q. Impressions then?
ANDY RODDICK: I understand the rules of football so well that apparently when two Slovenian guys mug an American guy the American guy gets called for a foul. That's how well I understand the rules.

Q. Did you watch the England game last night?
ANDY RODDICK: I did not watch the England game last night, no. I decided to take advantage of no traffic and go into the city and have some dinner. You'd be amazed how quickly you can get down there when an England game is on.

Q. What are your thoughts on Nebraska's new conference?

ANDY RODDICK: You know what? I'm surprisingly unaffected by it. I don't mind it.
I think the Big Ten is such a storied conference. The Big 12, I lost it a little bit when we stopped playing Oklahoma every year. It kind of made that rivalry go by the wayside.

For all you English people, this is what it's like when you talk about World Cup in front of us.

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