Best Smile.
Most Likely To "Just Be Breezy".
Most Likely To Smell Like Bong Water.
Most Likely To Bake You a Cake On Your 16th Birthday and Sit Dangerously on a Glass Dining Table With You. Probably Drives a Porsche, Too. Wears Argyle.
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Most Likely To Listen To Phish and Be Impossibly Good With a Footbag.
Most Likely To Scare The Shit Out Of All His Classmates By Simply Saying Nothing.
Most Likely To Ask You If You're Gellin'.
Most Likely To Have A Nickname Like "Tiny" or "Ox".
Most Likely To Make All The Other Boys In School Feel Inadequate Because Of His Epic Neck Beard.
Most Likely To Stare Deeply Into Your Soul And Tell You Everything's Going To Be Alright.
And then fuck you.
Probably against the lockers. Or the backseat.
Softer.
