Aga's permascowl never fails to make me laugh.
"That's just her face."
Feli won. And then was beamed back up to the mothership. Or BabyDaddyShip.
Either work for the purposes of this joke.
Kvitova had 3 or 4 times the number of winners as Caro and still lost in straights.
So, you know, Caro's doin' her thing.
Venus' ruffles and mismatched top outgutted a tight match with Bepa.
The Laker colors have not been kind to Jay-Z.
That's two straight first round losses on clay, three straight since Miami.
Also, whuck is going on with her WTA Profile Pic.
[insert high pitched velociraptor screech]
Serena gets her fortune read mid-match.
Gael is back, wearing K-Swiss, and being otherwise entertaining yet overly dramatic.
Aaaaaand Sam's cold.
