Oompa Loompa Doopity Do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doopitee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you do if you can't play on clay
Try every year and pretend that you may
American hope as the others all flee
You will go down to Gabashvili
He's a fucking qualifier.
Hee. That was fun. Sometimes you just have to amuse yourself. I amuse myself by eating Twinkies at 5am and writing juvenile song parodies. Teimuraz Gabashvili (ranked #114) amuses himself by qualifying for a Slam, completely zoning out and making Andy Roddick look like a chump on clay (64 64 62), and progressing to the fourth round of Roland Garros.
I didn't see much of this match but from what I did see, YoGabbaGabba was off the chain and Andy just couldn't find the court or get any rhythm. Gabs plays a hard hitting, low margin game, which really shouldn't work over the course of two sets let alone three (his match record for the year: 1-6). But today it worked and the cold weather didn't help Andy either.
But super duper congrats to T-Gabs! He seems like a genuinely nice guy and his celebration was adorable.