No really. A-Rod wants to know.
What the fuck is Aquiss? Well after some intense Googling I can report that it is manufactured by a Jacksonville-based company called Phlo Corp. Seriously, this reads like an Onion article.
But perhaps the most confusing thing about Aquiss? The fact that no one seems to know if it's "Aquiss" or "Aqiss". No really, Google it. It's spelled differently everywhere.
Yeah, yeah, I know. The company is called Aquiss Beverage Technologies but the drink is called Aqiss. Which is a retarded branding scheme, no? The company name makes me think "water" but the drink name makes me think "piss". Yeah, that sounds like that should have totally gotten the marketing stamp of approval.
Doesn't Gatorade have a couple of bucks they can throw Andy's way?