The good news is that I'm having a baby!
The bad news is, it's not yours.
Rumors have been swirling on the internets and the Spanish tabloids for weeks that Feli knocked up his girlfriend, Maria Jose Suarez. But without confirmation from the spermer or the spermee, we were left just giggling by our lockers while Finn and Quinn shuffled by in sunglasses.
But thanks to James LaRosa, we now have confirmation:
I'm sure more info will come out soon. But from what I can gather from the Twitterverse, she's a bit pissed at him and it sounds like she ambushed him by talking to the press first. Something tells me his Barca pressers are gonna be off the hook.
Oh, and if you haven't, you should check out James' Twitter page. His background image is just...love.