One of the frustratingly awesome things about the Monte Carlo tournament is the private player party held every year, wherein the players, along with some Monte Carlo schmancy pants, get together, lock the doors and play a little Circle Jerk. And by Circle Jerk, I mean they put on wigs and dresses, act like girls, and play make-believe.
And the public never really gets to see it. Sure, some footage leaks, but really, we're all in the dark.
Thankfully, Mahesh Bhupati was on hand to tweet and photo-document the event. Or at least do the best he could with a Blackberry. It sounded awesome. I would have loved to have seen Deliciano's re-enactment of the Gypsy video.
Who else here is shocked he didn't volunteer to be Shakira? You *know* his eyes lit up when he saw the halter top.