You know how in basketball they have designated people whose sole job is to wipe the sweat off the floor during stoppages in play? Well I think that tennis should have designated people whose sole job is to wipe the clay off the players during stoppages in play.
And I think that designated person should be me.
I can't even look at you right now.
Oh, Richie. There's always something to laugh at.
Muzz and Ross hit the clay.
*whispers* Ross knows it's not Wimbledon, right?
Sad that you had to beat Feli to move on, but let's face it, he was rocking some very unfortunate facial hair and deserved to go home.
By the way, lookin' good, kid. That accidental bouffant suits you.
