Contrary to what Slate and Business Week might tell you, the events of this weekend (namely, Ernie and Kleybs winning) did not send the Earth off its axis*. What's that? You want proof? I got better than proof.
I got proofs:
Congrats to Nole, Vee, and Daveed for their tourney wins. Why can't we get a picture of Nole captaining his new boat on the open seas as Venus lounges in her sombrero and a shirtless Daveed cuts up some pears. I don't see why that's a lot to ask.
*Thoughts and prayers to the people in Chile. I've only been through a 20 second 6.9 quake in 1989, and that alone caused bridges and buildings to collapse in San Francisco. I'm not a skilled enough writer to adequately articulate how much this sucks, so I'll just leave it at that. It sucks.
