Like death and taxes, you can always count on Aga to dress up as a hooker in Miami.
So I've never been to Miami. All I know about it is what I see on TV or in movies. Oh, and the Will Smith song that I will not quote for yet *another* year in reference to this tournament. But from what I can gather from my extensive pop culture learnings, it seems pretty fucking cheesy.
These Miami Player Party pictures do not help dispel this notion.
I mean, WHAT THE FUCK is Caro wearing? She makes Aga look like Coco Chanel here. There are simply no words. You are the #2 female tennis player in the world and *that's* what you show up in? If I didn't know any better I would have just thought she was some belly dancer that was wandering around and Aga drunkenly grabbed her for a picture.
Because you know Aga would.
And this? THIS? I'm sorry but if I am ever asked me again why I don't lust after this guy I will whip this picture out every time. Normally he just looks like he reeks of Paco Rabanne. Now he looks like he reeks of Axe Body Spray, BO, hair product, and GHB. Just...ew.
(*whisper* Cuz it's tacky.)
Oh, was it too warm for your "scarf", Muzz?
Let her fly her freak flag, ING. It's pretty much the only reason we care.
Thank you, Venus for looking awesome. I'm going to end this post/rant on a high note.