In case you've been hiding under a rock (which, if you're human probably means being crushed by a rock) the sausage and vagina draws for Indian Wells are out. The men's doubles draw isn't out yet but apparently these two tasty pieces will be playing together. Good luck getting a seat for that one, ladies.
I haven't had a chance to fully digest it yet. Will probably do so from the car. So feel free to frazzle and mock in the comments.
I do see that Muzz is in Fed's half and Rafa is in Nole's half. And thankfully there will be no A-Rod/Nole matchup unless they're in the finals. I seriously hate when those two play on US soil.
As for the ladies, on first glance, this looks like a clusterfuck. Bummed to be missing out on the AKO/Chak first rounder and will probably miss the possible Dani/Mel and Pova/Snot second rounders. Justine's got Rybarikova in the first round and because life is awesome, we could a rematch of last year's final in the quarters. Yay?