"Oh, hey Ana. Uh, I don't know if you remember. You used to be best friends with my sister Sania? Oh, duh. Sorry. Uh, this is Mario Ancic. A-N-C-I-C. Um, yeah, so yeah you used be friends with Sania when she was on tour. I don't know if you've spoken with her lately."
"Um, anyway, I just wanted to let you know I was in Indian Wells. I've kind of been out of it for the last 18 months so I don't really know what's going on around the tour but I saw your pictures all over the stadium so I thought I'd just give you a call and say hello. Um, I don't know what you've heard but uh, yeah, that mono thing is *sooooo* over. Like, totally gone. Not an issue. It's like, an opposite of an issue. Like, CANCEL THAT SUBSCRIPTION BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THOSE ISSUES! Hahaha. Uh, yeah. So I was just calling to say hi. Um, if you're not doing anything this evening I'd love to grab dinner and catch up. Maybe head to Cheesecake Factory or something. It's on me. I don't know how you're doing these days but I won my match today so I'm feelling *pretty* good. Oh, and I'm a lawyer now. Uh, yeah, so you know, if you want. Or not. Just checking in. No big deal. Just being breezy. So yeah, hope to see you around."
"Oh, yeah, this is Mario Ancic. M-A-R-I-O A-N-C-I-C. My number is...oh wait. Haha. I called you so obviously you'll have my number. Unless it's blocked. Or this isn't your cell phone. I hope it's your cell phone. Um, yeah, anyway. Mario Ancic."