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My thoughts after the jump:
.01-.05 -- Wow, Shakira is like, gorgeous.
.06 -- Ah, six seconds in and we already have a harmonica metaphor. Yeah, you *blow* that harmonica, Shakira. You blow it good.
.07 -- Hmmm...he looks familiar....
.09 -- Still warming up the lips.
.14 -- Uh oh, looks like someone's got a hard-on. "But what will I do about it? I wish someone were here to help me out."
.27 -- "No really, this is getting really uncomfortable. Maybe if I flip it up..."
.32 -- "Water? Nope. Still hard. Auuuuuuuuuugh! [/katie] [/inside joke]
.45 -- "Maybe if I fuck the fence. That might work."
.50 -- "Othankgodawoman."
.55 -- "And she's way hot. And totally wants me!"
1.04 -- "Awwwww fuuuuuuuuck. She's into tantric? Stupid Gypsy."
1.23 -- What are you, Russian ice dancers? Come on.
1.26 -- And this is the moment when I stopped snarking to myself and totally fell in love with this video. Love that Shakira got Rafa's boyish goofy personality.
1.40 -- Holy Shit, Xisca, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? You don't let your man's peen rub up on ShakiraVag. That's just asking for it. I'm sorry, but you get what's coming to you, woman.
1.49 -- Aw...goofy Rafa smile again.
2.00 -- Aaaaand it just got awkward.
2.03 -- Sigh...
2.27 -- "Wait, I'm supposed to be training!"
2.37 -- I never knew gypsys were nipless. So noted, Virginie Razzano.
2.43 -- I mean, has anyone ever *not* thought about Rafa picking them up and swinging them around? Way to tap into the tennis cultural zeitgeist, Shakira.
2.49 -- Ok, let's be real. Shakira's ass should be insured. Boom.
3.08 -- Mmmm...motorcycle boots. Ahem. That's a personal thing.
3.11 -- PENETRATION!!! [Cue "Age of Aquarius]
3.17 -- ZOMG YOU GUYZ ZOMG!!!
3.26 -- *&OUYGPI#*Y$(*@&PIUHFHP(#*YRHW)(*DIHU@#*
3.28 -- *&OYIUH*&OTUYG^TUY^TUY*OT^UY*O&TIY
I need a smoke. Well done, Shakira. WELL DONE.
